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NEW ALBUM IN DECEMBER 2012!

HONEYMOON ON NEPTUNE

HONEYMOON ON NEPTUNE

TO BE RELEASED DEC 2012 : 11 TRACKS.[/caption]"I LIKE WEARING SOCKS ON MY ARMS AND MAKING HOLES THROUGH THEM FOR MY FINGERS!"

- FINGERS!

"I'LL EAT YOUR DANDRUFF LIKE A LINE OF COKE!"

- Wheat Spaghetti

"MY SOUL IS AT THE LOST AND FOUND...I GUESS I DROPPED IT ON THE GROUND."

- Fall in Love

Since my first album in December 2006, I have...

  • Bought a house
  • Dealt with tap dancing raccoons on my skylights
  • Landed a full-time data analysis-oriented position
  • Managed a team at said full-time data analysis job
  • Been married
  • Been divorced
  • Met an awesome Norwaynian
  • Moved-in with said Norwaynian for a total of 4 cats + 2 humans
  • Leveled 4 toons to 70 with said Norwaynian in World of Warcraft
  • Leveled 8 toons to 80 with said Norwaynian in World of Warcraft
  • Quit World of Warcraft (my main was a hybrid holy priest)
  • Started playing in a band with 2 AWESOME girls and 1 SUPER COOL guy (Brides of Obscurity)
  • Discovered a love for all things data and SQL-related
  • Discovered a love for listing stuff
  • Wrote at least one new song per month for a year
  • Landed a new full-time database-oriented position
  • Delivered the "best man's toast" at a best friend's wedding
  • Participated in the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Walk several times
  • Traveled to Turkey, Egypt, Spain, Japan, and Maui
  • Decided that chicken liver isn't so bad after all!

Throughout all that, I've found a very happy place and have been able to write heaps of upbeat songs. I am finally releasing a new album lovingly titled "Honeymoon on Neptune" -- a collection of songs about singing raccoons, happy fat cats enjoying the sun, and a hot Norwegian man who wears combat boots!

Feel free to peruse lyrics below!

Cheers,

Naomi

P.S.

Special thanks to Gary Reynolds for putting in close to 150 or more hours into this album. And to Dave Cooley for zee Elysian Mastering! And to everyone who played on the album!

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