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DINGBAT

Lately, I've been having to deal with a lot of interesting people. Mainly those who are somehow giving out my e-mail address as their own and in return, my inbox is receiving random e-mails from random peoples at least once every other day. Things like "omg hun u kit dis is mikki kk gon slp nao ttyl <3xoxo" or "i had so much fun@camp, dunno y kristi h8 so much." I had to track down the camp one and advise the camp counselors to be in more control of the information the kids were exchanging. Then I also had two people send me $55 via PayPal... :-| ...and they e-mailed me later saying, "omg i type wrung male pls send back thx u!"

I was closing my car trunk and slammed the trunk down on it. I had to reach into my purse with my free hand, take out the keys, and unlock the trunk to get back my thumb. Good times! DINGBAT!

I was closing my car trunk and slammed the trunk down on it. I had to reach into my purse with my free hand, take out the keys, and unlock the trunk to get back my thumb. Good times! DINGBAT!

In addition to all of these people doing silly things, I also managed to break my thumb early on in the month on a very beautiful sunny day in a very stupid way (photo posted above) and also shave only one leg before going out in public. SO given the last few weeks, a lot of different words and names ran through my mind but one stood out to me -- dingbat! I wrote a very randomly worded song some years ago called "Dingbat" and after encountering so many dingbats (myself being one of them) in July, I decided to update and re-record it. Lyrics are still a very easy read and make no sense, but neither did the past month for me!

DOWNLOAD HERE: Dingbat

UPCOMING LIVE

The ultra-fun band I play bass in, Gary Reynolds and the Brides of Obscurity, has another show in August! We'll be playing around 2pm at the Goddess Festival in Seattle, WA, Saturday on August 13.

LYRICS FOR DINGBAT

Swinging mellow now bowing at my cello

Don't play one but I don't fool with anyone

That does or else I'll get stuck with that Jay Leno

On the couch on Friday night alone at home

DINGBAT

Eating sushi kind of feels like a quick

Sharp stab in the back made by a Miss Mary Mack

And I don't think I can handle much more of that

Stuff you throw around and then call bull tit crap

TIT CRAP

Dingbat is what you yell at your mom

And is what you picked up from cursing Tom. It's a

Dingbat causes quite a commotion

That needs to be smoothed with some pure baby lotion

Scandinavian men got the attitude

Great things never happen when you're two shoes good

Come to my arms and practice to love me lude

I promise all my heart that I'll be true to you

TO YOU

Dingbat is what you yell at your mom

And is what you picked up from cursing Tom. It's a

Dingbat from the mouth of a quack

Who's itching up those dimes so he can buy lots of crack

Mr. Fat Cat ingested some ocean salt

Then barfed on your sister and drank vanilla malt

And bought out all the Red Sox now meow's at fault

So why do we wonder what the dilly is... yo?

DINGBATS

Dingbat is what you yell at your mom

And is what you picked up from cursing Tom. It's a

Dingbat sells out all of her friends

And raffles off their arms and legs, it will never end

Dingbat it smells like another

Fresh mint I found stuck with a bee on a flower. It's a

Dingbat title of one another

It's just rude and absurd and why do we bother?

La la la la